Go to my poker site (www.pamelapoker.com. I've been on a lot lately, so you might catch me sometime.

I am really hurt that none of you believe that it's really me. What can I do to prove it to you?

<3 Pam

Don't be hatin', yo. This is really Pam.

Sorry I haven't written in about half a year. I've been so busy I totally forgot about this site.

Quit asking me to star in shows, people! I'm retired.

I hate Playboy magazine. This is what, the 10th, 11th time I've been on the cover? It gets fucking annoying.

Has anyone seen me on the cover of FHM magazine yet? Anyway, when I went for the interview, Rob was pretty mean. He sneered at me, and then whistled as I was walking away. Later, he made a grab for me. So disgusting.

I'm off. Ta!

Pam

Where is the love, man? WHERE IS THE LOVE??? Can you just tell me that??

Loved that beautiful cashmere Bob gave me. He may just be trying to soften me, though. Well, it worked. I'm so cheap.

They are making such a big deal out of my interview. It's embarrasing as hell.

Isn't that so cute? I love that pic.

Till next time,

Pam

This is getting way too creepy. Paris is completely obsessed with me. My friend saw the scrapbook she keeps of me. It has information and photos about every movie, TV show, premieres I've ever been to.

Bob and I are finished. He actually admitted to me that he cheated on me with Alyssa Milano. The nerve of that basterd. And the bitch! I used to like her, but now that she tramps around with my man(ex), she's going to pay.

I'm trying to decide whether I should get back at Bob for cheating on me by getting back together with Tommy. I know that Rob can't stand him. Besides, he's still cute.

I think Stripperella is a total waste of time and TV space. It's so stupid! But it brings in money. What I don't understand is what everyone sees in it.

JOIN MY NEWLY MADE BLOGRING.

Stay cool,

Pam